Protocol Doggy Remote Control Chew Toy
You've heard the old adage about pet owners looking like their pets, but you'd like to believe you can build up your dog in your own image instead. Start that pup on the path towards human lookalike status with the Protocol Doggy Remote Control Chew Toy! Bruiser won't be able to, say, switch from Homeland to America's Next Top Model with his remote, but he will enjoy himself equally as much as you will watching that latest Tyra Banks exploitation photoshoot. Made of a durable rubber perfect for keeping your dog's jaws and teeth strong enough to maim that mail carrier, this fun toy should last through the current Top Model cycle and well into the next season!